Showing posts with label Ramp;R Coconut IPA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ramp;R Coconut IPA. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Coconut IPA or Coco-not enough

In lighter Stone Brewing news (much lighter, think- barely noticeable) R&R Coconut IPA apparently has no coconut flavor.

And fans are sighing in disappointment.

As you all well know, my dear fans and readers, Tasting Nitch is a huge coconut fan. There are those who turn up a nose to the milky white flesh of coconut palm's exocarp, but not this science and beer loving lady.

PALMFruitBIODIDACRGB300LabCoconuts are curiously fascinating!


-When intra-venous (IV) solution was in short supply, doctors during World War II and Vietnam used coconut water in substitution of IV solutions.

-Botanically, the coconut palm is not a tree since there is no bark, no branches, or secondary growth. A coconut palm is a woody perennial monocotyledon with the trunk being the stem.

-In 16th century, Sir Francis Drake called coconut “nargils”, which was the common term used until the 1700’s when the word coconut was established.

-It takes 11 -12 months for the coconut to mature.

-Coconut growing regions are as far north as Hawaii and as far south as Madagascar.

For more facts about coconuts, educate yourself!

Coconut IPA? Might as well say chocolate sex, because my toes are tingling.

Now, my friends, you might question, "not all two good things go together i.e. kittens and UFC," to which I must firmly disagree. Kittens might not be welcome in a UFC wresting ring but they would make a fantastic prize! It is all in how one mixes the duos in life, you see.

What happens when two great things are promised but one disappointment happens?




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Ryan Reschan (youtube name recently changed from StumpyJoeJr.) generously posed the below video on his vblog about the R&R Coconut IPA, recipe included, stating that this is the stone edition while the homebrew version was different (including a more forward coconut note).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi3nstkiEQQ

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Debates run over at BeerAdvocate about rather or not geeks tasting the Coconut IPA allowed it to reach a proper tasting temperature and if more added coconut would destroy the 'subtle exotic' aspect of the brew.

For #IPADAY I shared details on my longing desire for Coconut beer but chose a Cocoa IPA from Brazil as a substitute choice for the holiday.

What about ANOTHER Coconut IPA?

That's right, there are others.

In Beer of Tomorrow's pick of the week 'sometimes you feel like a nut' the always futuristic city of angel's beer blog suggests that, if you we are seeking a coconut IPA then The Bruery's Tasting Room is where we should be digging:

"The Bruery’s new Humulus Palm – a Tasting Room exclusive beer – takes the coconut IPA idea and knocks it out of the park. There is no doubt you are drinking a coconut beer from the minute the glass arrives in front of you. The nearly 8.5%ABV beer is light-in-body and extra hoppy, and it is redolent of the tropical fruit. On the palate, the flavors land between coconut water and a mouthful of fresh shredded coconut flesh and is accompanied by plenty of dank and pungent hops."

unnamedThe subtle aspects of Stone's R&R Coconut IPA are perhaps too understated for a coco-nut lover like me- it is surely no Maui Coconut Porter. But for someone who isn't a coconut curry plate licker like us, maybe the delicate hints of the seed/fruit/nut are enough to balance and refresh.

What can I say, I haven't tried the fucking thing yet. All is speculation until Nitch gets her Hawaiian Tropic loving lips around the brew.


XOXO

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Stone CEO Greg Koch's online argument with vblogger

"I don't get beat down easy, but man forums can really take a lot out of you. I stopped commenting on them as they too often kept me from doing the job I love." -GK

Greg Koch (GK, in trendy kid talk) recently completed a row of video blog battles with well known video blogger StumpyJoeJr (Ryan Reschan). The two had been tossing back and forth video responses to each other about Stumpy Joe's Arrogant Bastard Ale review, in which, he gave the ol' AB a D rating.

Initial Arrogant Bastard Ale Review about one month ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My82sTtVzmo&feature=share&list=TLq4ZVDrfqw6E

GK, as busy as he is, takes time to make a video response to the review. He states that he was caught off guard by the D rating and that the text was written in a different era (1997). He pokes a bit of fun at Ryan's weak, bitter loving palate.
"The beer or me are not the one's saying you're not worthy, that is up to the person themselves to decide."

http://youtu.be/OjoXvYbGiH8

Ryan responds to GK's video in shock but states that he still thinks the beer is too bitter and that it doesn't have the drinkability of other hoppy ales. He also complains that the Better Beer Authority reviewed AB with some big thumbs down but was rewarded with a personal interview and apology re-review with the Stone CEO meeting while Ryan only got trash talked.

http://youtu.be/A3NxWKHJt0k

Ryan then goes on to say that he thought GK would contact him directly, in private but instead was handed another video response!

http://youtu.be/YoTlJbQtgvs

They both seemed highly aggravated by the each other's arrogance, (maybe GK was living up to that famous Arrogant Bastard stereotype), chest pumping with things like: "I feel like you're calling me out a bit here." 

Maybe they should get together and have a beer?

http://youtu.be/p7XhrG9WRPY

"We shot all this in June at Ryan's house. My 1st 'response' was shot in front of his house, and my 2nd one was shot in his back yard. We were wondering if any of Ryan's friends were going to spot that or not. Each time we shot our segments the other person was just off camera goading & laughing. I really had to push Ryan to be more mean in his responses as it's just not his nature! Thanks Ryan for doing this & helping highlight the importance of civil discourse. You're an awesome dude." -GK

I admit to having a beer geek crush on Greg Koch. He is my Elvis/Jesus/Louis Pasteur and I respect him in the highest manner possible for being nearly the coolest guy alive today (nearly because Bill Nye is still around, my first love). The only thing that would make me love him more is if he was a female.

Which clearly he isn't- note the lush man beard with touches of Sean Connery grey.

Thus, my yt comment was gushing fan goo:

If I make a REAL bitchy beer review of Arrogant Bastard Ale, can I too can get GK in my house, on my couch, drinking my beer, making up words and stoner pausing.

Beer-geek-gasm.

You can come too Ryan.

XOXO

I couldn't help myself, I was smitten over the delightful turn of events in what otherwise seemed like an extremely awkward internet argument.

Point being, internet conversation degenerates very quickly into trollish commentaries thusly the collaboration on a funny video blogging to demonstrate civil discourse, well played gentlemen, well played.

R&R Coconut IPA (so named for home brewer competition winners, Ryan and Robert) talked about in a quick interview with Beer Geek Nation:

http://youtu.be/omrYl5STeR4

 

I want a Greg Koch to tackle me.