Sunday, March 4, 2012

Tasting: William's Organic Pale Ale

William’s Organic Pale Ale 4.5% Nitch Rated 2.85

“William's pale ale is a true Australian bew. Clean, fresh citrus flavours make William’s pale ale smooth on the tongue, long on the quench an refreshingly easy to drink."


A: Like cider, clear and apple colored. 3.0



S: Hints of apple or pear with an earthy, green smell. Tickles the nose with something that could be called an "organic" smell. Then a metallic whiff creeps in uncomfortably. 2.5



T: Orange hops dance up front followed swiftly by a metallic zing then rounded out with a barley note. Super light fruit hops, possibly using some Aussie or NZ hops but for sure there are citrus, orange and fruits through out. 3.0



M: Medium carbonation but very crisp. 2.5



O: Carries like a lager with a touch of ale love. Barley opens the beer and the soft Australian hops move it right along to lovely yet predictably dull winner circle of Australian beers. Not bad. Not great. Organic makes me happy. 3.0

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Tasting: Bavarian Bier Cafe


Bavarian Bier Cafe

Paulaner Salvatore Paulaner 7.9% Lager (hop extract stated in ingredients)

A: Cloudy tan tone with white sticky head

S: sweet grass, cherry notes. Strong yeast strain

T: 28IBU’s pop in front then melt to a sweet earthy taste. Herbs and wheat.

M: bread, coated, yeasty

O: Warming wheat taste. The Germans know what they do is good so they keep doing it. This strong, sweet beer compliments the rain today.


Hefe Dunkel Paulaner 500ml $11 5.5% 12IBU

A: Very hazy tan to dark brown. Thick, still and clingy head

S: Wheat, toasted

T: very clean, roasted hefe, no sweetness



Franziskoner Hefe Weissbier Hell 5% 12IBU

A: hazy, yellow to light tan

S: Wheat, yeasty

T: sweet, fruity


Pilsner Premium Pils 4.9% 32IBS 300ml

A: clean, yellow. Creamy head. Slow moving bubbles

S: lager sweet

Saturday, February 4, 2012

The Largest Craft Beer Selection on the Gold Coast!


Beer Journey

4pm February 4, 2012

PA bar in Jupiter Casino, Broadbeach QLD, AUS.


Most of my best work is done in bars. Pubs have a nice ambiance that allows you to openly stare at people without being too judged. You might be drunk and staring at the wall behind them. Something about the noise inspires words to flow.

In with the liquids and out with the sentences, I always say.


Oh where to begin.

Here I begin with another tragic tale of beer abuse in Australia.

The Travel beer book I have touts that Jupiter Casino has a great beer bar with one of the best beer selections on the Gold Coast. Nothing being one to trust the travel books, I had yet to set my feet in the bar due to sheer skepticism. If there was an amazing beer location so close to where I live, I would have been able to smell it. There would have been at least one person who directed me to there in my month of fruitless beer hunting. That not being the case, I had no reason to travel the short distance to the location until now. I need a job. Casinos have heaps of rich people and corporate companies love young girls who can do their job well while in heels.

Locking up the bike outside and down the road a bit I made my way to the front of the busy casino. I admit that I was a little nervous. The place felt like money and the bellboys where far too happy to be real. I stopped at the front to ask for the bar. I wasn’t assuming that the place only had one bar, but that my, “I’m looking for a beer, “ expression would give the man the idea where I wanted to go. The first place I rolled into was lightly filled with vacationers in nice Sunday clothes. After giving the back of the bar a quick look over I decided that this wasn’t’ the place for me.

“Do you possibly have another in the casino?’ I asked the bar attendant sweetly. Through her glaring expression she managed to point out that there was another bar inside the actual casino. Trying to excuse my ignorant questions I asked what is looked like and she seems about to pop with stress and frustration.

“You’ll see it. There are waterfalls.” She stated with forced politeness, returning her hands to the their busy work.

After being carded to get into the casino- 18 and over. I love this place. I found the waterfalls. Trouble for me was that it looked almost exactly the same as the bar I had just been at. I stood for a second, watching the bartenders and clientele. Maybe this wasn’t’ the place either. It didn’t look like the pictures in the book. And unless they had some James Bond revolving doors on their coolers, they had no beer beyond Corona. I could feel an older man gearing himself up to ask me questions about my shoes, my bag, my being there or being so cute and alone so I I decided to jump up to the bar and get to the point.

                  “I red a travel book which featured a beer bar from Jupiter. Can you tell me where that is?”

                  The plump, hearty looking Aussie girl grinned and said that I was looking for the PA bar. I just had to go back outside. She had a smile as is she knew something that I didn’t. Possibly she was just very happy at my interest in beer. Or that she didn’t have to serve me. Either way, I backtracked to the first bar top.

                  When I got back to the place I started at I decided to just ask for the menu. Maybe those sneaky bar ladies where hiding a big beer cooler back there. Who’s to know? It could be on ask only terms.              

“I red a travel book which featured a beer bar from Jupiter. Can you tell me, is this it?” I tried my question on the female bar attendant with the forced politeness. Something in her mind seemed to click and she realized that I wasn’t there to order 10 caprioskas.

                  “Oh, you are looking for the PA. Just go back out toward the front and make a right. They have over 70 bottles beers! Although they have cut back lately.”

                  At last! I was on the golden path to the correct pub! I always get a jump in my step and butterflies in my stomach when I’m about to reach a beer watering hole. I get nervous to see other beer lovers and anxious to see the beer list. What if I can’t make a decision?  What if they have too many and I’m stuck at the bar for 4 hours getting drunk while my partner incessantly calls me wondering where I am. Then I have to bike home drunk and poor with the excuse that I was doing research. It’s a tough situation, which always makes me smile and wince when I’m on the right path.

                  The trail was hot! It looked just like the pictures in the travel book only much bigger and full of people. The races where blaring from TVs. Walking in I noted that the patrons where all drinking an array of things: champagne, cocktails, simple mixed things, beers, bottle beers, wine and even some water. At 4pm on a Saturday I had to be forgiving- this was a casino. I was surprised there weren’t more tequila shots being orders. “Although it completely felt like it I, I was not in Vegas.

                  The bar was off to the right, small and almost tucked away. With beautiful detail it displayed pho boilers and a back lite cooler which gives the bar that heavenly glow. The woman behind the bar was a perfectly aged Aussie woman with a smile and smell of the wilderness. She’s one of those women who can wrangle a horse and maintain the balance of an entire rugby team with her watchful alcohol delivery. Although she seemed like the model type of beer mother, things are not as they should be on the Jupiter’s ranch. My silly questions about, “what beers do you have?” Where politely but efficiently directed to the displayed signs. There was much confusion as she restated to me that I could see all that they had to offer. My eyes could only see Corona and RTDs. Being bold but polite I asked to see their beer menu. She gave the most honest, regretful little smile and found the beer page for me.

                  “These are the draughts, like I showed you and here is our bottle list.” She left me with the menu and went on her business of serving customers. I was shocked, disappointed and once again pained to be in such a lost country.


“Cheers to the beer at… The PA

With on of the most extensive range of beers from Australia and the world over, we’ve for something for every palate. Along with mouth-watering pub foo 7 days a week, the PA is the perfect entertainment destination. From Live Bands to Live DJ’s we have what you need to be entertained.”

And what is more entertaining then a big fat lie?


It follows with

“A couple of things you need to know about beer…” And goes on to describe what ales vs. lagers are, mashing, hopping, fermentation and pasteurization. Nothing about the definitions were off, other then the fact that it must fly directly over the heads of the people frequenting the location.

Then it goes on to outline the styles of beer: lager, ale, bitter, stout, and draught. For those of you who rise at eyebrow at draught being a style of beer here is the offered reasoning.

“Draught: Draught beer is any kind of beer, lager or ale, which is drawn direct from the keg, as opposed to stubby or can.”


“So! Now you know the beer basics: Why not try some of the finest varieties found on the Coast.” No question mark there. Why not try one? You can find them at any other place on the Coast so you don’t need to be scared of anything.


And to add insult to injury they do Tasting Trays!

“Do you enjoy Draught Beer? Why not try a PA Tasting Tray”$8.50 gets you four 100ml tastings of any of the following: (don’t hold your breath)

Stella

Fat Yak Pale Ale

Beez Neez

Pure Blonde

Pure Blonde Naked

Carlton Dry

Cascade Premium Light

Victoria Bitter

Dirty Granny Cider

Carlsberg

Guinness

Stone and Wood

Coopers Pale Ale

Carlton Draught

Redback

Carlton Mid Strength

Kilkenny

Bulmer’s Cider


Now, don’t lets think that the Nitch as gone completely beer snob with my nose up to all these brands. I can appreciate Fat Yak for being one of the best selling pale ales in the area. Redback and Coopers have their roots in Australia as pioneers for craft beer and Stone and Wood are the new craft genesis. Guinness and Kilkenny will always be classics. I have a Guinness pint by my side as we speak. But that list is like seeing a pub in the US doing tasting like this:

Budweiser

Bus Light

Coors Original

Coors Lite

Corona

Miller High Life

Old English

Guinness

Harp

Rogue Dead Guy Ale

Blue Moon

Stella

Shark Fin (summer ale by bud)


It is not only uninteresting, it is a waste of money. No one wants to taste all those


They carry Crown, Cascade, Carlton, James Squire, Monteith, Lucky lager, Peroni, Vale ale, Pure Blonde, Heineken, James Boags, Corona, Asahi, Great Northern, Steinlager.

Almost all of these are Carlton’s?


When asked about what happened to the 70 plus beers I had seen advocated in the Travel beer book she simply shrugged and said that they weren’t selling. It wasn’t a passive shrug it was a stern sort of answer as if I should know that already. Regretfully she was right. I knew that there wasn’t going to be some bottled beer heaven in my back yard.

Poor Andrea. There was something about her was amused by me and I was interested in her. There must have been others like me that she had done with game with. Confused beer seekers who weren’t enough to keep the beer selection at it’s peek.


One of the worse things I have ever seen in my life is the open and over use of RTDs. Ready to drinks aren’t just something they sell in groceries stores with the target on kids. In Australia they are a legitimate option at upstanding bars. “Jim Beam and cola”, “wild Turkey and cola” and “Bacardi Breezer Lime” are all pre made cocktails in snazzy looking bottles all ready to be consumed. The idea of the following days headache from the mass amounts of added sugar are beyond the purchaser’s mental foresight. All they see is the cool and easy to drink mix they loved when they were stealing cigarettes from their mom and having parties in the woods. To be honest, I’ve haven’t had one since I was 19. A friend of mine and I got a case of Smirnoff coolers in a mix bag of exciting sounds flavors: watermelon, black cherry, green apple and tropical punch! The events of the night are best left unsaid and the pain of the next day is much remembered. Like going to McDonald’s to show that I’m not afraid of and can understand my dislike for, I might need to try one of these RTDs. The must confusing point is that it is $9 to $11 for one of the pre mixed bottle gimmicks and $9.5 to $10.5 for a regular drink made with spirits that come from a bottle you can see. Is it a consistency thing? They would rather pay the company to put the exact amount of alcohol in their bottle rather then trust a sneaky bartender and a jigger. I honestly think that it comes down to, “people like what they know”.

Everyone is selling the 70 bottles plus lie

The Guiness lines are off. 

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Tastings: Moo Brew


Moo

A: red hue when held to light, slow bubbles, light ornage

S: grapes, woodsy, bitter

T: yeast, bread

M: mid

O: like wine with a woody/grain

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Tasting- Léonardo



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Here is one of those tricky moments where the internet is unable to help find the where and what of this beer/brewery.

The bottle says that the beer was made for this guy, Francois Loubriat, which can be googled and found  along with a million other guys with the same name. He might have some connection with the Chateau Chambord, seeing as how Chambord food items are mentioned, coupled with the fact that Leonardo Di Vinci has a house near Chambord. The Chamord Chateau itself is renowned for it's Di Vinci created invisable starcase.

The label goes on to state that it is made in Aix Noulette but then gives an address in the Loire valley.

It does have a great snippet at the end stating that it is for the renaissance of beers in the Loire Valley. Me too!
Etq_Leonardo_Blonde

Brassee pour Francois Loubriat

Chambord Gastronomie

A la Brasserie 62160 Aix Noulette

1215 rue de la plaine d’azenne

45370 Clery-St-Andre

 

Le Renaissance des bieres en Val de Loire

 

Léonardo 33cl 6.9%

A: Quick falling head with no lace. Mid chill haze with tan color that brightens to orange when in the light

S: Grassy, barn smell with a slightly metallic yeast, light caramel malt

T: Great bitter pop and a lingering soft honey, very earthy

M: Sticky coating on a light body

O: A bitter blonde with a ting on the side palatte, he has a good drinkability but needs a food pairing to shine. Simple and rounded, not an exciting event, but a great display of using local fair.

If at all possible I'm going to try and find out more information about this brew, possibly get a lock on the brewing location and what the back story is with it and the Loire Valley/Chateau du Chambord.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Tasting- St. Peter's Brewing

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stpeters1"St. Peter’s Brewery is based at St. Peter South Elmham, near Bungay in Suffolk. The brewery itself was built in 1996 and is housed in an attractive range of traditional former agricultural buildings adjacent to St. Peter’s Hall."

There is something classic and robust about the bottle shape, with it's too hard to handle size and odd gin bottle curve. Seems like a classic english style set up- historial and, hopefully, made with love.

ST.PETER'S BREWERY- Ipa

A: Amber to orange color with a lightly tan head

S: Floral and orange

T: Bitter on the finish but a heap of malt sugar

M: Oily, sticky coating in the mouth

O: Not as much body as an IPA would normally have, but drinkable when chilled.

St.Peter's Brewery have a great website! Outlining who they are, where they came from and what they interested in. Videos, pictures, updates and a generally aesthetically pleasing layout, something the online reader would enjoy.

ST. PETER'S BREWERY- Stout27837 ST peter cream stout

A: Black with ruby tone when in the light

S: Strong alcohol esters, but a roasted malt sweetness and dried fruits

T: Licorice and bitter chocolate with hints at roasted nuts

M: Cream

O:  A great nutty, candy cream stout with stand out flavors and a mild after taste

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Tasting- Byron Bay Brewing

images-1In the beginning of craft beer revolutions the sparks of creativity are flying around every which way and it's hard to make the dry bits of beach rubbish you've jumbled together get a'blazin. When in doubt, go simple- buy lighter fluid. Byron Bay Brewery is just at that point. They aren't excatly boy scouts but they realize that the community is cold and if they have a fire, it would be a BonFire Party!

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Byron Bay Brewery is attached to the Buddha bar which is attached to The Arts Factory- the head bone 's connected to the neck etc.

"The Arts Factory Lodge was founded by a man named Dan Doepel from California, he was a surfer who loved rock music. Him and his mates tried to find a place in Byron Bay to put on a gig, at that time the RSL was the only place in Byron Bay where you could hear live music, the RSL turned them down and that’s how the very first gig happened at The Buddha Bar now Byron Bay Premium Brewery.

The Byron Bay Brewery has been a major part of Byron Bays history, it was once an art gallery. Approximately 20 artists used to create sculptures and art works there, lots of the artists stayed at the Arts Factory Lodge the others were mainly Byron Bay locals. The Art Gallery was then open to the public every Saturday to view the artists work there was also an Arts and crafts market. It has also been a sand depot and a pig slaughter house and is well known to locals as “The Piggery”."

For more Arts Factory information, lineage to the Brewery and fun facts (like the first Blues Fest was helt at the Byron Bay Brewery back in 1990, the Arts Factor holds the Guines world record for most people spinning fire and the volunteer veggie garden) check out the website.

Most importantly


Byron Bay Brewery Beer Sampling!


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Pilsner 5%

A: Very light, watery yellow with nearly not there head

S: lager yeast

T: Lingering soft bitter with a tangy sweet in the front.

M: All in the middle front of the tongue then stick in the back of the throat. Makes you drink more.

L: a strong bitternes holds on from an otherwise clean and dry beer. Goes good with something to eat to help wash down the beer.

Because they are still the only ones doing it, they can blow on the embers of the idea and simply name the beers the styles.

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Premium 4.6%

A: Nearly clear with fast moving bubbles and a yellowish head

S: Floral sweetness and fresh cut grass.

T: Not as much bitter as the Pilsner, more floral hops

M: Fizziness!

O: An higher priced session style beer. Goes well with whatever you are doing because it does intrude on your sense.

Blonde 4.8%

A: Blonde. Okay a mellow yellow but still nearly as clear as a blonde's brain.

S: Citrus fruits and tangy hops, a super light touch of pear

T: Not bitter at all, but softly sweet from the fruits and light malt

M: Dry

O: She might not be the smartest head in the bar but she goes down well enouge

Pale Ale 4.5%

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A: Mid chill haze makes it hard to see, but a dark mustard to tan with a darker tinted head.

S: We have hops here folks!

T: Exotic fruits and green hops balance on both sides of the mouth with a lightly roasted malt.

M: A slight coating that is cut by high carbonation

O: A traditional pale ale example with extra galaxy hops added

And then someone stepped in and said, "hey, why don't we throw some of these dried leaves on the bonfire?" and there was creativity in naming, randomly and short lived.

Billy Goat Dark Lager 5.2% 

A: Black like a goats back side with a white top like snow.

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S: Lager yeast, toasted sugars

T: Candy sweet and tart with a roasted finished

M: Dry but not bone dry

O: Best display of black lagering I've seen on this side of the planet. (which really isn't saying much) but I couldn't imagine ordering another unless I was drunk.

La piece de resistance, was this little sample of an IPA that the bartender smuggled me from a small cask. Their not yet released IPA which turns out to be an APA, I don't find out until months later in a highly comical scenario I talk about in another blog session. At this tasting though, I was still under the impression I was sampling an IPA.

IPA

A: Reddish brown, mid darkness with bright highlights. A ginger.

S: Sweet red fruits, no malt presence

T: Like the nose suggested there are heaps of sweet fruit taste and a touch of hops but mostly a dried, caramelized fruit taste. Not bitter at all, more like a pale ale.

M: Smooth

O: Like a pale ale but less finishing hops, which is really confusing because the pale ale had more hops then this one. This new brewer either hasn't sampled what is out yet and trying to lay a weak version of a pale ale on the locals while calling it an imperial pale ale or the beer didn't turn out the way it was supposed to and they are running with it. No wonder it is hidden in the back still. Ugh.

Oh the bitching of Nitch! It is funny to re-read one's notes after a while and chuckle at one's own snobbery. I was so excited to be having a hop bomb that anything less then a Stone Ruination IPA was bound to disappoint in the end. See back later for the embarrassing, "uhh, whad'ya say" moment when I finally figure out that they've been saying American Pale Ale the whole time. And then whiteness my notes on the beer be humbled and then more confused, because I still don't like it.

 

XOXO